My Nerdy Little Secrets

You may work out all the time, you may wear a chinstrap all day, u may have sweat dripping down your face all the time. If thats the case you need to take care of your face. You can’t be on prime time with P Diddy pimples… I tried the whole Proactive package and it was too much maintenence but I knew all the chemicals in Clearasil (Glycerin, Potassium Myristate, Potassium Stearate, Potassium Palmitate, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Myristic Acid, Stearic Acid, Polyquaternium-10, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etibronate, Aloe Barbadensis Gel, Fragrance.) probably aren’t the best for you. So I looked for a herbal remedy. TEA TREE OIL. Its sold at whole foods and organic stores. It is strong enough that it will clear up any blemishes within days and it leaves you with a smooth feeling. Try it out for yourself.

NERDYJOQ

+++I DON’T KNOW+++

I DONT KNOW!!!!

“What does that mean, O?”

…It means, I don’t effing know!

It means, hold the F%$# on!

It means, I mumble and don’t want to repeat myself,

It means, I haven’t thought about it yet,

It means, I didn’t want to tell you,

It means, I was hoping that you didn’t ask,

I DONT KNOW

It means, the question you have is too complex for me to articulate to you in laymen’s terms,

It means, I am skeptical you will understand where I am coming from,

It means, I don’t have enough trust in you to display my innermost thoughts and feelings,

It means, I probably should have lied to you to get you to shut up,

…But I don’t think that the right thing to do so I’m figuring out how to tell you as we speak,

I DONT KNOW

Maybe I can draw a picture or paint an extravagant masterpiece like Michelangelo,

OR maybe I can learn to sing with a million voice lessons and belt out a ballad…

OR even pick up an instrument and compose the greatest symphony EVERRRR!

…Just to show you how I feel!!!

But until then your going to have to settle for “I DONT KNOW!!”

(so what the hell is this poem about?, Is it even going to end?, Is there a resolution to this miscommunication?)

Obviously you don’t understand me if you are asking these questions.

Escucha, Listen, Ecouter:

No sé

Sijui

我不知道

Ik weet het niet

ฉันไม่รู้

Je ne sais pas

Δεν ξέρω

Ich weiß nicht,

Non lo so

मुझे नहीं पता

(Blank Stare) …. Well shit, I don’t know why you asking me, I REALLY DON’T KNOW!!

Nerdy Joq